Such A 'Cat'-astrophe!

     I KNOW, unequivocally, undoubtedly, and, WITHOUT a hint of hesitation, that, my cats, laugh at me. If they could manage it, they would 'raspberry' me and, 'thumb their noses' at me, if all but for their lack of opposable, thumbs! These, two, 'tricksters', are, about THE smartest-kitties, I can, ever, recall owning; AND. I've owned myself a few. And, although, I know, that, THEY know-better...they think I'M stupid! They, simply, ADORE my plants, and, insist on sharing the 'window-sills', with them, and...IN them! I have a bit of an issue with this, I must say; For, I love my plants, and, have, FINALLY, over the years, managed to see them 'thrive'. I'm afeared, that, I'll see the plants, one by one, go 'cat'-apulting, end over end, onto the floor...it's happened! Never-mind the muddied-mess, that, is made, each time a 'puddy-tat' places a paw in the planters. They think, that, they've 'gotten away' with something, til I discover their 'feline'-footprints' ALL over the house! I've been 'onto them' for awhile, now. In certain, moments, due to their devious-ways, I've wanted to 'KILL' one or the other; Naturally, I mean this 'metaphorically'...I think? But, then, I catch them at play, with one another, or, come upon them in the middle of ANOTHER, catnap, and, looking so much like little angels, I fall in love with them, all over, a gain. Damn them! That's their 'ploy'...I get it, finally... them just, being, so DARNED- adorable...little 'Stinkers', they 'get me', every, time! Drat! Wait a second...was that a 'crash'? Oh...those, LITTLE...!!!