“I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.” – Steven Wright.

NARRAGANSETT – SATURDAY

• 236 Sand Hill Cove Road D, $499,900, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.
• 236 Sand Hill Cove Road A / C, $749,900, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

NARRAGANSETT – SUNDAY

• 15 Starr Drive West, $1.15 million, noon to 2 p.m.
• 6 Green Acres Drive, $550,000, noon to 2 p.m. Enjoy the water view of Point Judith Pond from this meticulously renovated seaside cottage. Association dock with swimming and ocean access is just across the street. Double corner lot provides a large private yard and offers trex deck with hot tub, outdoor shower and manicured gardens.

SOUTH KINGSTOWN – SATURDAY

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SOUTH KINGSTOWN – SUNDAY

• 0 Darlene Drive, $499,900, noon to 3 p.m.
• 109 Darlene Drive, $639,000, noon to 3 p.m.
• 124 Darlene Drive, $799,000, noon to 3 p.m.
• 137 Darlene Drive, $425,000, noon to 3 p.m.
• 9 Shortie Way, $425,000, noon to 3 p.m.
• 151 Land N Sea Drive, $1.445 million, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
• Unspecified address, $799,999, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
• 2630 Post Road, $275,000, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
• 729 Middlebridge Road, $350,000, 2:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Waterfront cottage overlooking Narrow River with dock assent and direct ocean access! Boat to the beach or just enjoy the beautiful unobstructed views, hardwood floors and the bright and spacious sunroom. Needs updating, renovate to suit your style.

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