“I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'.” – Stephan Pastis.

NARRAGANSETT – SATURDAY AND SUNDAY

• None ;_;

SOUTH KINGSTOWN – SATURDAY

• None ;_;

SOUTH KINGSTOWN – SUNDAY

• 109 Breakwater Road, $354,900, foreclosure, 3 p.m. to 4 p.m.

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