5 THINGS: Yoga, Track and Other Things

Here are the Five Things for Thursday, January 5, 2012:

Let’s not go steal some pic-ah-nick baskets. At 6:30 p.m. today, the Maury Loontjens Memorial Library will be hosting . Wear comfy clothes, and bring a mat and water.

Indoor track is still happening, Bob Saget or no. In case you were distracted by the picture of Danny Tanner yesterday, there is indeed a girls’ indoor track meet today up in Providence. For more information, check out yesterday’s Five Things right .

“No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies…” – Bart reading the Springfield Elementary School charter. Since I’m reusing material from past Five Things, why not reuse some Simpsons quotes? Good times! Just like the last time I used a town charter quote, the Charter Review Committee is at 6 p.m. today at town hall. You might want to go, just to make sure they don’t put in an anti-YourChild’sNameHere policy, or so that they don’t give away .

It’s National Bird Day! Seriously, according to Wikipedia, it is. Practice some ornithology with your friends. (Note: I’m not linking to “ornithology,” because honestly, if you can’t get it from the context of the sentence, you’re probably not the bird-watching type in the first place.)

Happy birthday, Kristin Cavallari! You know, when you debuted on the in 2004 in Laguna Beach, I bet a lot of people thought you were scraping the bottle of the barrel, and your stardom was a sign of a coming talent abyss for television. Luckily though, Jersey Shore came along in 2009, and suddenly, you look like a brain surgeon compared to Snooki. Congratulations for keeping it classy! (p.s. Lauren Conrad is still better.)

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